We give two fux,
so your content doesn't suck.
Organic content and paid ads, run as one engine. We write it, shoot it, cut it, post it, and put money behind the winners — for brands and founders who'd rather be watched than scrolled past.
One engine.
Two fuels.
Organic tells us what people actually respond to. Paid pours fuel on whatever wins. Ads generate data. Data sharpens the next month of organic. Round and round it goes — and every rotation, your content gets harder to scroll past.
Scroll. The wheel turns. So does the strategy.
Flywheel
Content We've F*cked With
Consensually. With results.
The fine people who let us near their content
Creators, brands, and one crypto podcast that trusted us anyway.
Numbers We Can't Fake
Screenshots lie. Exports don't. Pulled straight from the accounts we run — insights, not vibes.
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START THE CLOCK →People Who Gave Us
a Fux Back
Placeholder quotes below — real ones incoming. We don't launch with fiction.
“They took our founder's talking-head clips from 'watched by the intern' to a 40% average retention lift. Also, they actually replied to my emails. Revolutionary.”
“First agency where I didn't have to explain my brand voice twice. The first cut back in 48 hours wasn't a promise — it was a Tuesday.”
“Our reels went from 2K views to consistently six figures. I asked what changed. They said 'we watched them back before posting.' Ruthless.”
“They killed three of their own ad concepts because the data said so. I've never seen an agency argue against its own invoice before.”
“The teardown they gave us on the first call was better than the strategy deck our last agency charged us for. We hired them by dinner.”
Let's have a conversation
20 minutes. Zero pitch decks. Two fux given. We'll look at what you're running now and tell you what we'd change — whether or not you hire us.